SHAC Terrorism Case… As a Comedy?

SHAC 7 PosseSo the SHAC 7 are in prison, as “terrorists,” for running a controversial animal rights website. Defense attorneys are appealing, and it could be a landmark First Amendment case. But apparently civil liberties are SO not entertaining… instead, according to the Hollywood Reporter, it’s fodder for a comedy:

Lionsgate has acquired worldwide rights to “Stop Huntingdon Animal Cruelty,” a spec script by first-time screenwriter Adam Sachs.

The script — described as a quirky, elevated comedy in the vein of “Thank You for Smoking” — centers on an unlikely friendship between a lonely reporter and an outspoken teen who bond during an animal-rights protest.

Sachs graduated from Harvard last year with a major in Earth and planetary science and had been writing for the Harvard Lampoon. He said he penned a humor piece for a Web site that caught the attention of Energy Entertainment’s Adam Marshall.

Have no fear, though. An ambitious scare-mongerer, Wesley J. Smith, has already confirmed that the film will, in fact, depict the activists as “terrorists”:

I heard from a correspondent who says he is the author of the script. Apparently, SHAC is not the hero. From his letter to me: “Dear Mr. Smith– I found your post about my script (during a round of self-googling — alas, such is 21st century life) and I just wanted to allay your fears: the script does depict SHAC as a terrorist group, and the hero of the story is a teenager who finally stands up to them in order to save an animal testing lab.”

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  • I wouldn't worry about this thing getting made. 1) It sounds terrible. Development executives are often dumb, but not that dumb. This sounds like a real stinker. 2) There are too many animal lovers and animal rights activists in the entertainment industry. A lot of them fly under the radar but give big money to stop all kinds of animal cruelty. There are high level agents, lawyers and studio executives who are huge donors -- not to mention high profile actors and directors who would never participate in such a project. I really doubt this thing'll get made. If it does, it'll be terrible and only help animal welfare by bringing such an idiotic stance to light.
  • Tracy
    Oh, crap.

    The media shouldn't be comparing this movie to "Thank You for Smoking" since the latter is an anti-smoking satire, not a pro-"corporations that kill" piece.

    And I've said it before here, but I'll say it again. I hate Wesley J. Smith and anyone like him.
  • It sounds like it might be along the lines of the UK group "Pro-Test," which has received some pretty silly news coverage about them standing up to the evil protesters.
  • "the script does depict SHAC as a terrorist group, and the hero of the story is a teenager who finally stands up to them in order to save an animal testing lab"

    I hope they're kidding.
  • Joseph
    I just hope he doesn't come back as a zombie. That wouldn't be kosher.

    I just realized that I put "H" intead of "J" as Smith's middle initial. Woe is me.
  • Ooh, flesh-eating bacteria. Joe, it sounds like you've got a great idea for a romantic comedy.
  • Joseph
    Ugh, and I thought that media depictions of animal activists couldn't get any worse. Is it wrong to wish that Wesley H. Smith gets an incurable form of flesh-eating bacteria?
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