Attention FBI and DHS. It’s time to raise the color-coded threat level. It seems the vegan “eco-terrorists” have joined forces with the “A-rab terrorists” (pronounced ayyy-rahb, with a Texas twang), and started Hezbollah Tofu. Their target of opportunity is Anthony Bourdain, the chef who called vegetarians “terrorist scum.” Their terrorist tactic: vegan versions of classic French dishes.
In this “with us or against us” War on Terrorism, I’m very torn right now. Part French, I find myself sympathetic to their cause and wanting a bit of the Les Halles clafoutis.