Bloomberg Say Terrorist Groundhogs Being Trained by Al-Qaeda

by Will Potter on February 2, 2009

Terrorist Groundhog Attacks Bloomberg You know what’s awful about this? I mean, what’s really, really awful? That when I first saw this story over at the New York Times, I didn’t even chuckle.

I mean, the government has labeled animal rights and environmental activists as the “number one domestic terrorist threat.” So when this groundhog bit Bloomberg, why not label it a “terrorist” too? Unlike these activists, the groundhog actually hurt someone.

Tagged as: Eco-terrorism, Green Scare, Terrorist Rodent

http://www.diggingthroughthedirt.blogspot.com Tracy

Serves him right. Poor guy just wants to be left alone.
Joe

I bet the ground hog never placed a bomb at someones house.
Stephen

That doesn’t matter, apparently all you need to be an eco-terrorist is for some-one to say you are. Most of those who are accused of being eco-terrorists never planted any bombs. Indeed I would suggest that on the occassions where bombs were planted, we are looking a “false flag” operations. Where the alleged ‘victims’ are the ones responsible, to drum up sympathy, or just for the insurance.
Matthew

Behold the new “Terrorist Rodent” tag! Sure to be a powerful tool for Green is the New Red in the future.
Matthew

I bet the ground hog never placed a bomb at someones house.

Joe – THE RODENT BIT AMERICA’S MAYOR, OK!?
Why do you hate America?
http://www.greenisthenewred.com Will Potter

Part of me knows it would be a little childish to go back and tag all the “Anna” articles with that tag. Part of me knows it would be a little hilarious.
http://notionscapital.com Mike Licht

At the time its groundhog was biting Mayor Michael Bloomberg, the Staten Island Zoo was running a Blood Drive.

Marmota monax, nature’s phlebotomist.

See http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2009/02/03/blood-thirsty-beast-bites-bloomberg/
andy

The underreported facts associated with this event:

Unlike Punxatawny Phil (the original g-hog) named in accordance with Punxatawny, PA. His Staten Island counterpart appropriately goes by the name “THE RIZA.” Additionally, after being bit mayor Bloomberg was told by the groundhog to, “Protek ya’ nek.”

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http://www.greenisthenewred.com Will Potter

That g-hog is straight gangsta. Here’s more of his crew:
whatever

Bloomberg is an idiot. He forced thru legislation that allows him to run for a 3rd term. He also said that NYC’s carriage horses have to work for their keep ljust ike everyone else. Of course, while Bloomberg works in his climate controlled office, the horses toil and die in the extreme heat, humidity, cold, traffic, etc.
EAT THE RICH.
andy

The underreported facts associated with this event:

Unlike Punxatawny Phil (the original g-hog) named in accordance with Punxatawny, PA. His Staten Island counterpart appropriately goes by the name “THE RIZA.” Additionally, after being bit mayor Bloomberg was told by the groundhog to, “Protek ya' nek.”

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