I must say, though, if the FBI ever came asking me to be an informant I’d do it just to give them all sorts of crazy misinformation and have them searching in all the wrong places and I’d never have to worry about slipping up and saying the wrong thing around the wrong person because I’d be that wrong person! I’d absolutely relish wasting their time and money! I’d even tell all my friends!

Then again… now that I think of it, it’s still a little creepy to think of myself working for the government… so maybe not, even if it does mean that I get to fuck with them.

Say goodbye to privacy, any privacy ever again. A James Bond fan at the Associated Press gushes, “If only we could be flies on the wall when our enemies are plotting to attack us. Better yet, what if that fly could record voices, transmit video and e…

Gee, your propagandic spin makes it sound like these so-called “activists” were doing nothing but sitting around on their asses until the FBI plant came along and FORCED them to engage in these violent crimes and tendencies prevalent in so many such groups. Hell, “poked and prodded the group into action” makes it sound like these people were almost apathetic to their own cause before the plant came along and coerced them into their own beliefs.

Imagine, if you will, a mafia mobster who gets arrested by an undercover agent and then proclaims to the court; “But your honor! *I* didn’t participate in drug trafficking, robbery, extortion, prostitution and assasination! It was the undercover informant! He MADE me do it!”

Oh, but they’re “social justice groups”, and there’s a huge difference, I guess, between “violating people’s privacy” and say, sending people to tresspass on public schools wearing ridiculous animal costumes and handing out propaganda.

Uh huh.