Bloomberg Say Terrorist Groundhogs Being Trained by Al-Qaeda

by Will Potter on February 2, 2009

in Terrorism Scare Mongering

Terrorist Groundhog Attacks BloombergYou know what’s awful about this? I mean, what’s really, really awful? That when I first saw this story over at the New York Times, I didn’t even chuckle.

I mean, the government has labeled animal rights and environmental activists as the “number one domestic terrorist threat.” So when this groundhog bit Bloomberg, why not label it a “terrorist” too? Unlike these activists, the groundhog actually hurt someone.

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