“Domestic Terrorist” Aprons Now Available!
Jun 23rd, 2008 by Will Potter
Check out the fancy new GreenIsTheNewRed.com online store! I’m excited about this; hopefully, with enough support, it will be able to defer website costs and maybe raise money for a few projects we have in the works. To kick things off right…
*”Domestic Terrorist” Apron
“Domestic.” Terrorist. Get it? There’s nothing funny about the FBI labeling environmental and animal advocates the “number one domestic terrorism threat.” But with the Feds attempting to infiltrate vegan potlucks, why not accessorize?
Kim is shown here being a great sport and glamming up the “Green Scare.” These black aprons, screenprinted with green ink, have pockets and an adjustable strap. Happy “terrorizing”! (But be careful in the kitchen. Did you know tofu makes you gay?)
$20. FREE SHIPPING.
Thanks to Andrew for this Halloween-costume-idea-turned-merchandise-scheme, and thanks to Kim for the glamour shot.
What do you all think?
I think I’ve already bought one and am way excited for it to arrive in the mail. Thanks Will! Freakin’ hilarious!
Thanks Amy! It’s on its way now…
will! oh my my. i can’t wait for my apron. i am a very proud “domestic” terrorist. and a damn good one, to boot. good seeing you for 5 minutes in pdx. next time, we’ll aim for 10!
Thanks Michelle! 10 minutes it is. And I hope the apron helps protect your stylee ensembles from that filthy filthy husband of yours.